If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You 6.714/10

Everything is under control.

Year of Release: 2025  | Runtime: 01:53 Hrs.
Drama Thriller 

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Central PicturesBronxburgh
Cast
Rose Byrne
Rose Byrne
Linda
Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
A$AP Rocky
A$AP Rocky
James
Danielle Macdonald
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Delaney Quinn
Delaney Quinn
Child
Mary Bronstein
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Ivy Wolk
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Mark Stolzenberg
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Manu Narayan
Manu Narayan
Landlord
No profile - Eva Kornet
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
Ella Beatty
Ella Beatty
Kate
Helen Hong
Helen Hong
Eva
Daniel Zolghadri
Daniel Zolghadri
Stephen
Josh Pais
Josh Pais
Brad
Ronald Bronstein
Ronald Bronstein
Caroline's Husband (voice)
No profile - Lark White
Lark White
Vanessa
Christian Slater
Christian Slater
Father
Laurence Blum
Laurence Blum
Police Officer
Amy Judd Lieberman
Amy Judd Lieberman
Melanie
No profile - Char Sidney
Char Sidney
Nurse
Jodi Michelle Pynn
Jodi Michelle Pynn
Nurse

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Nitasha Bhambree
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Sara Murphy
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Ryan Zacarias
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Mary Bronstein
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Mary Bronstein
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Josh Safdie
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Christopher Messina
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Lucian Johnston
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Eli Bush
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Richie Doyle
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Conor Hannon
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Lauren Ebner
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Ronald Bronstein
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Carmen Navis
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Elizabeth Warn
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Filipe Messeder
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Filipe Messeder
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Filipe Messeder
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Geraldine Barón
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Salome Oggenfuss
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Kyra Boselli
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Kaili Corcoran
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Matthew Atwood
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Mary Bronstein
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Rose Byrne
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Sarit Klein
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Pamela May
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Ruy García
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Rita Walsh
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Anders Nyman
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Nick Caramela
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Chris Barnes
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Laura Heinzinger
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Ben Kruse
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Tommy Stang
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Michelle Waldron
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Eduardo Sobrino
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Kate Branom
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Carly Krim
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John Paul Lopez-Ali
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Margaux Beck
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J. Izon
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Dejay Roestenberg
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Mohammed J. Ali
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Declan Mulvey
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Caroline Vexler
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Scott Burik
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Mariusz Kubicki
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James Schlittenhart
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Alec Nickel
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Logan White
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Gordon Bell
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Deanna Williams
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Kalani Akuna
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Dennis Thomas
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John Nunn
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Molly E. Ramsay
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David Dee
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Erik Valentine
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Holly Wilson
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Bridget Rafferty
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Janelle Jones
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Nina Bova
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Willa Piro
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Ruby McCollister
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Emma Warren
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Elise Raven
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Meredith Jacobson Marciano
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Vicky Donner
Costume & Make-Up
Caroline Horton
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Katie Cooke
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Chris Curich
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Alan Scott
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Johann Kunz
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Jim Ranker
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Pierre Rovira
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Chris Keenan
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Tatiana Bears
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Evan Cathcart
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Alethia St. Joan
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Mary Beth Minthorn
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Jasmin Osean Thomas
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Callum Stembridge
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Julie Velez
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Samantha Santos
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Katarina Dedicova
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Camille Gilbert
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Zulema Young-Toledo
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Nat Jencks
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Kim Matullo
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Kristin Catuogno
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Kristin Catuogno
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Abby Harrison
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Jared Seidman
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Chris Navarro
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Jeffrey Roy
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Melissa Chapman
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Annie Pearlman
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Jesse Morrow
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Brad Kalinoski
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Hassan Rahim
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Amy Cohn
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Natasha Lyonne
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Sebastian Pardo
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Amy Seimetz
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Videos
A24 x Letterboxd: The List - Mary Bronstein & Conan O'Brien
Wine Tasting with Rose Byrne and Mary Bronstein - Official Promo
Official First Look
Cast and Crew Q&A | TIFF 2025
Art Therapy with Rose Byrne and Conan O’Brien
Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Christian Slater & Mary Bronstein on If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
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